Day 177

SANTA

Phone ki ghanti baji.

Santa: Phone mere liye ho toh kehna

mein ghar par nahin hoon.

Patni: Woh ghar pe hi hain.

Santa: Meine mana kiya tha ke…..

Patni: Phone mere liye tha.

KASHMIR

Kashmir ki waadiyon mein,

Barfili hawaaon mein,

Jheel ke kinaare baithe,

Ranja ko, Heer ne kya kaha?

Ullu ke pathe, hero mat ban,

Sweater pehen le.

SANTA BANTA

Santa: Aaj TV par 30 feet ka saanp

dikhaane waale hain.

Banta: Haan, par mein nahin dekh paaoonga.

Santa: Kyun?

Banta: Mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.

LARKA LARKI

Larka larki se bola: Agar mein tumhaare

mumme dabaakar bhaag jaaoon toh tum

kya sochogi?

Larki: Toh mein sochoongi ke ek paagal tha,

jo poori car chalaa sakta tha, sirf horn dabaakar

bhaag gaya.

2 SAHELI

1^ST Lady: Aapka pati roz samay par kaise

ghar aa jaata hai?

2^nd Lady: Meine unse kaha hai ke chudaai

theek 9 baje shuru ho jaayegi, chaahe tum

ghar aao ya nahin.