Day 178

SANTA

Santa: "I love you” means kya hota hai?

Larki: Mein tumse pyar karti hoon.

Santa: Le, ek question kya poocha,

tu toh mujhse pyar kar baithi ‘pagli.’

WIFE KA MATLAB

Pati ne poocha, aapko wife ka matlab pata hai?

uska matlab hai, Without Information Fighting Everytime.

Patni boli: Nahin, uska matlab hai, With Idiot For Ever.

AIRHOSTESS AUR LALUJI

Air Hostess to Laluji: Sir, are you vegetarian

or non-vegeterian?

Laluji: I am Indian.

Air Hostess: Sir, I mean are you shaakahaari

Or maansaahaari?

Laluji: Hut pagli, I am Bihari.

LADY TEACHER

Teacher: Agar mein tumhaari mummy hoti toh

tumhe 2 din mein gadhe se insaan bana deti.

Student: Aur mere Dad aapko 1 raat mein insaan

se ghodi (female donkey) bana dete.

Larki aur Kutiya

Ek larki apni kutiya se poochti hai: Tumhaare

itne saare bache kyun hote hain?

Kutiya: Behen, Kapre utaar kar road pe ghumo,

pata chal jaayega.

MOSQUITO

Girlfriend & Boyfriend go for a movie.

In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt.

Guess, where it would have bitten?

The boy’s hand.