Day 176

3 SARDARS

Three sardarjis were stroking their C@ocks very fast

and hard in a restaurant.

Waitress: What the hell are U doing?

Sardar: We are hungry and the menu says:

“First Cum First Serve”.

2 Paagal

Ek paagal khaali paper ko baar baar choom

raha tha.

Doosra paagal: Yeh kya hai?

Pehla paagal: Love Letter hai.

Doosra paagal: Magar yeh toh khali hai.

Pehla paagal: Aaj kal bol chaal band hai.

KANJOOS

Master: Kanjoos bole toh kaun?

Student: Hum chaahe jitney bhi ‘ SMS’ karein,

uska ‘REPLY’na kare woh.

Master; Uska ek example do.

Student: Aapki beti.

BARBIE DOLL

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie Doll

for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in

the window?,, he asks the assistant.

Assistant responds: Which Barbe? We have

Barbie goes to a gym for $ 19.95, Barbie goes

to Ball for $ 19.95, Barbie goes shopping for

$ 19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $ 19.95,

Barbie goes to Nightclub for $ 19.95 and Divorced

Barbie for $ 395.

The guy asks: Why is Divorced Barbie different

from all others?

That’s obvious, the assistant states, Divorced Barbie

comes with Peter’s Car, Peter’s Boat, Peter’s Furniture….

HUSBAND WIFE

Wife undressed in bathroom and walked toward

Bed for sex and hit some object.

Husband rushed to her & asked: Oh Honey!

Chot toh nahin lagi na?

After sex was over she hit the same thing again on

way back to bathroom.

Husband: Andhi hai kya? Dekh kar nahin chal sakti?