Day 175

AADMI AUR GADHA

Ek baar ek larka raaste mein chalte chalte

ek gadhe ke saamne gir gaya.

Tabhi ek larki ne usse cherte hue kaha: Apne

bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?

Larke ne palat kar jawaab diya: Sahi farmaya, Bhabhi-ji.

MOTHER & DAUGHTER

A little girl asked her mother: How did the human

race come about?

The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve,

they had children and, so all mankind was made.

A few days later, the little girl asked her father

the same question. The father answered: Many years

ago there were monkeys and we developed from them.

The confused girl returns to her mother and says: Mom,

how is it possible that you told me that the human race was

created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeys?

The mother answers: Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you

about the origin of my side of the family and your father told

you about his side.

PHOOL AUR CHAAWAL

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha tha.

Aur saamne wale kabar mein bhi ek aadmi apne dost

ki kabar par chaawal daal raha tha.

Pehla aadmi doosre aadmi se kehta hai: Yeh tumhaara

dost phool soongne kab uthega?

Doosra aadmi: Jab tumhaara dost chaawal khaane uthega.

MAN AND WOMAN

Who is stronger, Man or Woman?

A woman because she lifts 2 mountains on

her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the

help of a crane.

BALAATKAAR

Beti ka doosri baar balaatkaar hua toh maan boli:

Meine tumse kaha tha na ke aage se dhyaan rakhna.

Beti: Meine aage se dhyaan rakha par usne peeche

se daal diya.