CHINTI AUR HAATHI
Ek baar
ek chinti ne haathi ke kaan mein kuch kaha
toh haathi
behosh ho gaya.
Phir
kisine chinti se poocha ke tumne haathi se kya
kaha.
Chinti
boli: Meine haathi ke kaan mein itna hi kaha ke
mein tumhaare
bache ki maan ban-ne waali hoon.
GADHA
Ek sahib
ghabraaya hua aaya aur biwi se bola: Begum,
aaj mein
office se aa raha tha ke raaste mein ek gadha…!
Itna
mein unki bachi bol uthi: “Mummy, rakesh ne meri
guriya tor
di hai.”
Pati ne
phie kehna shuru kiya: Haan toh begum, mein keh
raha tha
ke raaste mein ek gadhaa….!
Itne
mein unka larka bola: Mummy, Rita ne meri car tor di hai.
Biwi
gusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup
ho jaao,
mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do.
DOCTOR
Doctor
ek patient ke peeche bhag raha tha. Ek aadmi
ne poocha: Kya hua?
Doctor:
Arre yaar, chaar baar aisa hua hai, saala brain ka
operation
karwaane aata hai aur baal katwaake bhaag jaata hai.
DOUBLE MEANING
I love
the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh and creates
creamy foamy
liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down.
Can’t
wait to brush my teeth.
PATI AUR PATNI
Ek mota
electrician apni patni ke saath sex karte hue bola:
Bolo,
tumhe kya gum hai?
Patni: “Swami”,
load zyada hai aur voltage kam hai.
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