TEACHER
STUDENT
Teacher: Bade hokar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji, Shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matlab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji, Dulha.
Teacher: Arre, mera matlab hai,
kya haasil karoge?
Student: Ji, Dulhan.
TRAIN
Train mein TT Saadhu se bola:
Kahaan jana hai?
Saadhu: Jahaan Ram ka janam hua
tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Saadhu: Nahin.
TT: Chalo.
Saadhu: Kahaan?
TT: Jahaan Krishna ka janam hua
tha, Jail mein.
NAUKAR
Ek aadmi ne ek ganwaar naukar
rakh liya aur usse
samjhaaya ke kissi ka naam lene
se pehle ji laga diya karein.
Thori der baad naukar bhaagta hua
aaya aur bola:
“Sahebji, sahebji, kutte’ji’ ne
murge’ji’ ko pakar liya hai.
MOM
& DAUGHTER
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai
ke larke jahaan
apna l@und daalte hain, bacha
waheen se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my God, toh kya mera
bacha mere munh
se niklega?
GABBAR
& BASANTI
Gabbar: Basanti, chaddi utaar.
Viru: Nahin Basanti, in kutton ke
saamne,
chaddi mat utaarna.
Basanti: Viru, darr mat, meine
chaddi pehni hi
nahin hai.
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