Saturday, 3 November 2012

Day 172


TEACHER STUDENT
Teacher: Bade hokar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji, Shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matlab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji, Dulha.
Teacher: Arre, mera matlab hai, kya haasil karoge?
Student: Ji, Dulhan.

TRAIN
Train mein TT Saadhu se bola: Kahaan jana hai?
Saadhu: Jahaan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Saadhu: Nahin.
TT: Chalo.
Saadhu: Kahaan?
TT: Jahaan Krishna ka janam hua tha, Jail mein.

NAUKAR
Ek aadmi ne ek ganwaar naukar rakh liya aur usse
samjhaaya ke kissi ka naam lene se pehle ji  laga diya karein.
Thori der baad naukar bhaagta hua aaya aur bola:
“Sahebji, sahebji, kutte’ji’ ne murge’ji’ ko pakar liya hai.

MOM & DAUGHTER
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ke larke jahaan
apna l@und daalte hain, bacha waheen se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my God, toh kya mera bacha mere munh
se niklega?

GABBAR & BASANTI
Gabbar: Basanti, chaddi utaar.
Viru: Nahin Basanti, in kutton ke saamne,
chaddi mat utaarna.
Basanti: Viru, darr mat, meine chaddi pehni hi
nahin hai.





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