SHAADI
Larki:
Agar muhse shaadi karni hai
toh har
haftey mummy ko 10 kg. atta
aur papa
ki car mein 20 litres petrol
dilwaana
parega.
Larka:
Achha behen, chalta hoon,
apne mummy
aur papa ko mera
namaste
kehna.
SIMILARITY BETWEEN GIRL & PETROL
What is
the similarity between a girl & petrol?
Both
are explosive
Both are hot.
Both are dangerous when kept open.
BOY & GIRL
Larki:
Bas karo, koi dekh lega.
Larka:
Kuch nahin hoga, tum seedhi raho,
wahaan se
haath hataao, please thora sa
dikha do,
agar nahin dikhaaya to mein
fail ho
jaaoonga.
LADY OFFICER
A
General asks a young lady officer,
how she
felt in Services?
Lady:
Very fine, whole day passes in
saying “Yes
Sir. Yes Sir”and the whole
night in
“No Sir, No Sir”.
I LOVE YOU
A man
had “I Love You” tattooed on his
d#ick.
He went home and proudly showed
his wife.
“There
you go again, trying to put words
into my
mouth”she said.
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