Day 170

LARKA LARKI

Larka: I Love You.

Larki: Sachhi.

Larka: Muchhi.

Larki: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do please.

Larka: Sorry Didi, Wrong Number.

GANJU PANJU

Ganju: Larkiyaan paraaya dhan hoti hain

toh larke?

Panju: Nahin pata?

Ganju: Chor hote hain, jinki nazar hamesha

paraaye dhan par lagi rehti hain.

NATURE OF DIFFERENCE

If 2 girls are wearing the same T.Shirts toh

ek doosre ko dekhkar kehti hain: “Kamini

copied my Style”.

If 2 boys are wearing the same T.Shirts toh

ek doosre ko dekhkar kehte hain “O mera bhai”.

SHAADI

Shaadi ke 7 din baad:

Saas of dulhan: Kya tumne meri di hui sari pehni?

Dulhan: Woh mujhe 7 din se salwar nahin pehen ne

de rahe hain aur aapko sari ki pari hai.

DOUBLE MEANNG

When is that:

The skin meets skin,

Hair meets hair,

and balls disappear,

Dirty mind, it’s when

You Blink your eyes.