SANTA AUR DOCTOR
Santa doctor
se: Doctor, when I sleep,
monkeys play football in my dream.
Doctor: No
problem, just take this medicine
before sleep.
Santa: Kal
se loonga, aaj raat ko final hai.
EVOLUTION OF MAN
Shaadi se
pehle, Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke
baad, Coolie No. 1
Shaadi se
pehle, Meine pyar kiya,
Shaadi ke
baad, Yeh meine kya kia.
TEACHER & STUDENT
In English
class…
Kid
student: Me sleep with dad last night…
Madam
corrected: No Beta, I slept with
dad last
night….
Kid
student: Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hongi.
S@XY LADY
A s@xy
& attractive lady sees a guy & tells him:
“Will you
remove something from my breasts?”
Excited
Guy: “Wow”sure , What is it?
Lady: Your
eyes, Bastard.
MOM & DAUGHTER
Girl: Mom, I am pregnant.
Mom: What! Didn't I tell you that if a boy touches
your Boobs, say: "Don't"? And if he touches your
private part, say "Stop"?
Girl: Well, He did them both, so I kept on saying
"Don't Stop."
MOM & DAUGHTER
Girl: Mom, I am pregnant.
Mom: What! Didn't I tell you that if a boy touches
your Boobs, say: "Don't"? And if he touches your
private part, say "Stop"?
Girl: Well, He did them both, so I kept on saying
"Don't Stop."
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