Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Day 169


SANTA AUR DOCTOR
Santa doctor se: Doctor, when I sleep,
 monkeys play football in my dream.
Doctor: No problem, just take this medicine
before sleep.
Santa: Kal se loonga, aaj raat ko final hai.

EVOLUTION OF MAN
Shaadi se pehle, Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke baad, Coolie No. 1
Shaadi se pehle, Meine pyar kiya,
Shaadi ke baad, Yeh meine kya kia.

TEACHER & STUDENT
In English class…
Kid student: Me sleep with dad last night…
Madam corrected: No Beta, I slept with
dad last night….
Kid student: Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hongi.

S@XY LADY
A s@xy & attractive lady sees a guy & tells him:
“Will you remove something from my breasts?”
Excited Guy: “Wow”sure , What is it?
Lady: Your eyes, Bastard.

MOM & DAUGHTER
Girl: Mom, I am pregnant.
Mom: What! Didn't I tell you that if a boy touches
your Boobs, say: "Don't"? And if he touches your
private part, say "Stop"?
Girl: Well, He did them both, so I kept on saying
"Don't Stop."

 

 


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