Day 168

BEGUM

Wife ko begum kyun kehte hain?

Answer: Kyunki shaadi ke baad saare gum

toh husband ke hisse mein aa jaate hain

aur biwi be-gum ho jaati hai.

PATI PATNI

Patni: Mein tumhaari yaad mein, 15 dino mein

aadhi ho gayee hoon, mujhe lene kab

aa rahe ho?

Pati: 15 din ruk jaao.

INFECTION

Lady: Doctor, I have got brown discharge.Is it infection?

Doctor: How often do you have s@x?

Lady: Once a month.

Doctor: Yeh infection nahin, ZANG lag gaya hai.

WOMEN’S 4 TYPES S@X

Women have four types of s@x:

1-   Asthmatic  : Ah aah ah ah

2-   Obedient   : Yes oh yes ah yes

3-   Greedy      : More more more please.

4-   Religious   : Oh God oh god!

VIBRATOR

Girl enters a s@x shop.

Girl: Where is the vibrator section?

Salesman: Over there madam.

Girl: How much for this big red one?

Salesman: Sorry madam, that is a fire extinguisher.