Day 167

MOTHER DAUGHTER

Mother asks her daughter: Beti, Larka kaisa laga?

Daughter: Mein iss larke se shaadi nahin karoongi,

yeh larka bahut mota hai?

Mother: Beti TV 14 inch ka ho ya 29 inch ka,

Remote 6 inch ka hi hota hai.

SWARG

Baithkar unki zulfon ke saaye mein,

Swarg jaisa anand aaya,

Kambhakt, uske baap ne dekh liya,

Shaam ko hospital mein hosh aaya.

LARKIYAAN

Larkiyaan burka pehenti hain, chehra chupaane ke liye,

Wah! Wah!

Larkiyaan burka pehenti hain, chehra chupaane ke liye,

Do aankhein khuli rakhti hain, Larkon ko pataane ke liye.

DOSTI

Aansoon tere nikle, par aankhein meri ho,

Dil tumhaara dharke, par dharkan meri ho,

Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni geheri ho,

Ke, Naukri tum karo, aur salary meri ho.

BOY & CALL GIRL

Boy: S@x mein dono ko mazaa aata hai,

phir Larke se hi paisa kyun?

Call girl: Bevkoof, charge outgoing par hi lagti hai,

incoming par nahin.