Day 166

COLLEGE GIRLS

Girls college mein strike ho gayi.

Sabi girls naare laga rahi theen.

Girls ke saath Boys bhi unka saath de rahe the.

Girls ne naare lagaaye “Hamaari maangein…..

Peeche se awaaz ayi “Sindoor se bhar do.”

 PARO AUR DEVDAS

Bihar ki gali mein paro ki dukaan,

Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskaan,

Devdas ne khilaaya paro ko paan,

Khaake paan paro boli “Shukriya Bhaijaan.”

MAAN BETA

Beta: Maan, yeh pregnant kya hota hai?

Maan: Beta, gusse ko pregnant kehte hain.

Agle din beta school se aa raha tha aur

ek larki par gir gaya.Uss larki ki maan larke

ko daant ti hai, Toh larka kehta hai: Oye,

gira teri beti par tha aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai.

MOUSE & ELEPHANT

A mouse f#cking an elephant in coconut farm.

A coconut falls on elephant’s head.

Elephant: Ouch!

Mouse: Ouch vouch kuch nahin gaandu, apna

shot toh aise hi hota hai.

MAAN AUR BETI

Beti: Aaj meine ek larke ko bevakoof banaaya.

Maan: Woh kaise?

Beti: Meine uska 500 ka note apni sandal mein

chupa diya aur woh 2 ghante tak meri brazier

mein doondta raha.