Day 165

SURAJ

Suraj hua madhyam, chaand bhi chalne laga,

Mein thehra raha, zameen chalne lagi,

Sajna, kya yehi pyar hai?

Nalaayak, yeh pyar nahin, Earthquake hai.. Bhag!

LAMBHI UMAR

Lambhi umar ke liye kya karna chaahiye?

Answer: Shaadi.

Us se kya zindagi lambi ho jaati hai?

Answer: Nahin, zindagi lambi lagne lagti hai.

NEEND

Neend aati hai, toh khwab aata hai.

Khwab mein ek larki aati hai.

Larki ke peeche uska baap aata hai.

Phir na neend aati hai,

Na khwab aata hai.      

MAN IN A BUS

 Man is smoking in a bus.

Conductor: No smoking ka board nahin dikhta?

Man: Uske side mein Always wear Condom”ka

board hai, ab woh bhi lagaakar baithoon.

SCHOOL CHILD

A child has never seen his hips before.

Once his teacher beats on his hips.

He came home, saw his hips in the mirror

& said: Kamini ne 2 tukre kar diye.