Thursday, 18 October 2012

Day 164


HUSBAND
Husband apna white ho,
Lambi jiski height ho,
Mizaaz ko woh light ho,
Jab saas se meri fight ho,
Kahe Sanam, Tum right ho.

SANTA AUR DOCTOR
Santa aska doctor:  Doodh peene se
rang gora hota hai?
Doctor: Haan, ismein calcium hota hai.
Santa: Chal joothe, phir bains ka bacha
kaala kyun hota hai?

SARDAR KA BETA
Ek sardar ka beta 1st time ATM se cash nikaalne
gaya, achaanak machine jam ho gayi. Usne bank
manager ko bulaaya.
Sardar’s son: Kya bekaar machine hai, ulti seedhee
cheezen maangti hai. Pehle kehti hai, enter card,
phir enter pin. Pin doondkar laaya aur ismein daali
toh saali jam ho gayi.

JAADUGAR
A girl with his boyfriend opened her legs
inviting him to f#ck and asked: Hamaare
baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom and says: Iske baad
bhi ho gaya toh “JAADUGAR.”

TEACHER
No teacher in class.
Principal entered in class and asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
4 larkiyaan sharmaate hue: Sir, hamaara.


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