HUSBAND
Husband
apna white ho,
Lambi
jiski height ho,
Mizaaz
ko woh light ho,
Jab
saas se meri fight ho,
Kahe
Sanam, Tum right ho.
SANTA AUR DOCTOR
Santa
aska doctor: Doodh peene se
rang gora
hota hai?
Doctor:
Haan, ismein calcium hota hai.
Santa:
Chal joothe, phir bains ka bacha
kaala
kyun hota hai?
SARDAR KA BETA
Ek
sardar ka beta 1st time ATM se cash nikaalne
gaya,
achaanak machine jam ho gayi. Usne bank
manager
ko bulaaya.
Sardar’s
son: Kya bekaar machine hai, ulti seedhee
cheezen
maangti hai. Pehle kehti hai, enter card,
phir
enter pin. Pin doondkar laaya aur ismein daali
toh
saali jam ho gayi.
JAADUGAR
A girl
with his boyfriend opened her legs
inviting
him to f#ck and asked: Hamaare
baby ka
naam kya hoga?
He
wears a condom and says: Iske baad
bhi ho
gaya toh “JAADUGAR.”
TEACHER
No
teacher in class.
Principal
entered in class and asked angrily:
Kis ka
period chal raha hai?
4
larkiyaan sharmaate hue: Sir, hamaara.
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