Day 163

LARKA LARKI

Larka: Mere saath chalogi?

Larki: Kahaan?

Larka: Jahaan tum kaho.

Larki: O.K. Police Station chalte hain.

Larka: Lo bataao, ab banda apni behen se

mazaak bhi nahin kar sakta.

PAAGAL

Ek paagal khat likh raha tha.

Doctor ne poocha: Kisko likh rahe ho?

Paagal: Khud ko.

Doctor: Kya likha hai?

Paagal: Mujhe kya pata! Abhi mujhe mila thori hai.

BAAP BETA

Baap: Aaj tak tune aisa koi kaam nahin kiya,

jis-se mera sir ooncha hua ho.

Beta: Meine ek baar aapke sir ke neeche

2 takiye lagaaye toh the.

OLD MAN

A kid asks an old man: What book are you

reading sir?

Old Man: History book.

Kid: But that is a sex book.

Old Man: For me it’s history.

SKODA CAR

Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA.

All drivers are having a tough time when their

memsahibs say: Driver, Laura Nikaalo.

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