MILITARY MEN
The
reason, women love military
men?
It’s not the uniform.
They
can cook, clean, make beds
and
sew, but above all they know
how to
follow orders.
BHAANJA
Mukje
apne bhaanje ke liye biwi chaahiye.
Zara gaur
farmaaein.
Mujhe
apne bhaanje ke liye biwi chaahiye,
har taraf
se aawaaz aayi,
hamaari
le jaayein, hamaari le jaayein.
LARKI
Dhokha
mila jab pyar mein,
Zindagi
mein udaasi cha gayi,
Socha
tha aag laga denge is duniya ko,
Toh
kambhakt, colony mein doosri aa gayi.
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Husband
text to his wife on cell
Hi,
what are you doing darling?
Wife: I
am dying.
Husband
jumping with joy, but types
Sweet
heart, How can I live without you?
Wife:
You idiot, I am dying my hair.
Husband:
Bloody English Language.
WOMAN
Eight
men raping a woman,
The
woman is laughing nonstop,
So
after rape, men are bugged and
asked
her , why she is laughing,
She
replies: Mujhe aids hai.
LARKIYAAN
Larkiyaan
salwar ke neeche kya pehenti hain?
Socho,
socho.
Itna
bhi galat mat socho,
Salwar
ke neeche sandal pehenti hain.
Meine
salwar ke neeche ka poocha tha,
Salwar
ke andar ka nahin… Dirty Mind.
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