Tuesday, 17 July 2012

Day 160


MILITARY MEN
The reason, women love military
men? It’s not the uniform.
They can cook, clean, make beds
and sew, but above all they know
how to follow orders.

BHAANJA
Mukje apne bhaanje ke liye biwi chaahiye.
Zara gaur farmaaein.
Mujhe apne bhaanje ke liye biwi chaahiye,
har taraf se aawaaz aayi,
hamaari le jaayein, hamaari le jaayein.

LARKI
Dhokha mila jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udaasi cha gayi,
Socha tha aag laga denge is duniya ko,
Toh kambhakt, colony mein doosri aa gayi.

ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Husband text to his wife on cell
Hi, what are you doing darling?
Wife: I am dying.
Husband jumping with joy, but types
Sweet heart, How can I live without you?
Wife: You idiot, I am dying my hair.
Husband: Bloody English Language.

WOMAN
Eight men raping a woman,
The woman is laughing nonstop,
So after rape, men are bugged and
asked her , why she is laughing,
She replies: Mujhe aids hai.

LARKIYAAN
Larkiyaan salwar ke neeche kya pehenti hain?
Socho, socho.
Itna bhi galat mat socho,
Salwar ke neeche sandal pehenti hain.
Meine salwar ke neeche ka poocha tha,
Salwar ke andar ka nahin… Dirty Mind.


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