Day 161

LARKA LARKI

Larka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai:

Kya pyar karna paap hai?

Kya pyar karna paap hai?

Larke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai:

Abbe, patli gali se nikal ,

Peeche uska baap hai.

GIRLFRIEND

Twinkle twinkle little star

Teri girlfriend gayee bazaar

Usko mil gaya doosra yaar

Ab tu baithkar makhiyaan maar.

BANTA’S INTERVIEW

Interviewer: What’s your qualification?

Banta singh: Sir, I am phd.

Interviewer: What do you mean by phd?

Banta (smiling): Passed High School with Difficulty.

EX-WIFE’S NEW HUSBAND

Man teases his ex-wife’s new husband:

So dude, how was the second hand stuff?

New husband: Not bad, after the first

3 inches, she was brand new.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Gary

BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND

A girl for the first time was handling

a boy’s c@ck.

After some time some drops came out.

She asked what’s that?

The boy said: Yeh khushi ke aansoon hain.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Gary