Day 158

BAAP BETA

Baap: Yeh larki kaun hai?

Beta: Oh! Yeh meri girlfriend hai.

Doosre din

Baap: Ab yeh nayi larki kaun hai?

Beta: Rishta wohi, item nayi.

GIRLS

Why girls don’t put their mobile at

vibration mode in their T.Shirt’s

pocket?

Because in vibration milk becomes lassi.

Joke submitted, courtesy of : Devendra

PATI PATNI

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek saath

janam diya.

Woh bed se utri aur apne pati ko

ek thapar maarke chillai:

Meine kaha tha na ke,

Kutte ke style mein mat karo.

Joke submitted, courtesy of : Devendra

SANTA BANTA

Santa: Oye, humne chowkidaar ko nikaal diya.

Banta: Kyun?

Santa: Saala chowkidaar woh tha aur raat

ko hum pe chilaata hai – Jaagte raho.

REPLACE

Light can replace Sun,

Parents can replace God,

Daughter can replace Son,

But nothing in the world can replace you

Because, China item,

No guarantee,

No replacement.