Day 157

CHOR (THIEF)

Ek baar ek chor ne apni mangetar

ko sone ka set diya.

Mangetar ne khush hoke poocha:

Iski keemat kya hai?

Chor: Teen saal ki kaid.

SAANP (SNAKE)

Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saanp

dikhaane wale hain.

Banta: Haan, par mein nahin dekh

paaoonga.

Santa: Kyun?

Banta: Mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.

CHINTI (ANT)

Chinti auto mein baithi aur ek pair

baahar rakha.

Driver: Madam, pair andar rakho.

Chinti: Nahin, raaste mein haathi

mile toh laat maarni hai, kal saala

aankh maarke gaya tha.

TEACHER

Teacher: Bolo bachon,

J  for  Jug

K  for Kite

L  for L#und

Oh! Sorry bachon,

Galti se munh se nikal gaya.

Boy: Madam, sorry ki kya baat hai,

vaapas muhn mein le lo.

Joke submitted, courtesy of : Irfan

BALL

Teacher: What is the difference

between SIX & S@X?

Student: Ball oopar utha ke maaroge toh SIX

aur Ball dabaake neeche maaroge toh S@X.

Joke submitted, courtesy of : Irfan