Thursday, 5 July 2012

Day 156


VIDESHI
Ek Videshi aadmi ek Indian se bola:
India garib desh hai.
Indian ne jawab diya: Kute, jitna
tel tum log saal bhar mein khaate
ho, utna toh hum ek shanivaar ko
shanidev ko charaate hain.


PATI PATNI
Patni: Meine gadhon pe research ki
hai, woh apni gadhi ke siva kisi aur
gadhi ko dekhta tak nahin.
Pati: Isi liye toh woh gadha hai.


MAID
Kaamwaali bai ko ek din condom mila.
Kaamwaali Bai: Maalkin, yeh kya hai?
Maalkin: Tere gaon mein s@x nahin karte kya?
Kaamwaali Bai: Karte hain par itna nahin ke l#nd
ki khaal nikal jaaye.
Joke submitted, courtesy of : Raju


CAR SALESGIRL
Car salesgirl to a call girl: Agar aaj
koi car na biki toh meri chaddi utar
jaayegi.
Call girl: Agar aaj meri chaddi na utri,
toh meri car bik jaayegi.
Joke submitted, courtesy of : Raju


MARRIAGE
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O My darling, I love you.
After marriage:
Roses are dead, I have flu,
Don’t come near me, Parey hut tu.





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