VIDESHI
Ek
Videshi aadmi ek Indian se bola:
India
garib desh hai.
Indian
ne jawab diya: Kute, jitna
tel tum
log saal bhar mein khaate
ho,
utna toh hum ek shanivaar ko
shanidev
ko charaate hain.
PATI PATNI
Patni:
Meine gadhon pe research ki
hai, woh
apni gadhi ke siva kisi aur
gadhi ko
dekhta tak nahin.
Pati:
Isi liye toh woh gadha hai.
MAID
Kaamwaali
bai ko ek din condom mila.
Kaamwaali
Bai: Maalkin, yeh kya hai?
Maalkin:
Tere gaon mein s@x nahin karte kya?
Kaamwaali
Bai: Karte hain par itna nahin ke l#nd
ki khaal
nikal jaaye.
Joke
submitted, courtesy of : Raju
CAR SALESGIRL
Car
salesgirl to a call girl: Agar aaj
koi car
na biki toh meri chaddi utar
jaayegi.
Call
girl: Agar aaj meri chaddi na utri,
toh meri
car bik jaayegi.
Joke
submitted, courtesy of : Raju
MARRIAGE
Before
marriage:
Roses
are red, sky is blue,
O My
darling, I love you.
After
marriage:
Roses
are dead, I have flu,
Don’t
come near me, Parey hut tu.
No comments:
Post a Comment