Day 155

GADHA (DONKEY)

Pati: Arre, munne ko samjaao,

zid kar raha hai ke gadhe par

baithoonga.

Patni: Toh kya hua, bacha hi toh hai,

zara si der ke liye bitha kyun nahin lete?

MILK

Statistics of breast milk:

1-No need to insert the sugar.

2-No need to boil it.

3-Cats cannot steal it.

4-It’s tax free.

5-It has no expiry date.

6-Available in beautiful packing.

7-Buy one and get one free.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Francis

MARRIAGE

What a married man says after years

of marriage.

My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding.

She does not trust me & I don’t understand her.

DULHA

Shaadi ek aisa din hai jab larka stage par

apni dulhan ke saath baithe hue doosri

khoobsurat larkiyon ko dekhta hai aur

sochta hai: Sab aaj se pehle, kahaan mar

gayee theen.

HUSBAND WIFE

Husband asking his wife in bed:

Thora oopar, ab left, itna nahin,

Thora right hoke peeche.

Wife: Are you f#cking me or parking?

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Ravi