Day 154

MOBILE

Larki: Mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?

Larka: Mera dil mobile hai aur tum

uska sim card ho.

Larki: Hey bhagwan, mein kitni lucky hoon.

Larka: Thank God, usse pata nahin ke

mera mobile dual sim ka hai.

ENGINEER

A policeman arrested a prostitute

in the hospital area and asked her

profession.

Prostitute: I am Social Engineer.

Policeman: What do you do?

Prostitute: I Build & Destroy erections.

Joke submitted, courtesy of : John

SANTA BANTA

Santa: Tu mirror ke saamne baithkar

kyun parta hai?

Banta: 3 faayde hain.

1-Saath mein revision ho jata hai.

2-Khud par nazar bhi rehti hai.

3-Parne ke liye, company mil jaati hai.

LARKA LARKI

Ek larki ko dekhkar, ek larka bola,

stop, I can PK.

Larki: What is PK?

Larka: Propose Karoonga.

Tabi larki boli: FSSSM.

Larka: What is FSSSM?

Larki: Fut saala, sandal se maaroongi.

CANCER

Santa goes to hospital for periodic check up.

Doctor: “You have cancer in P@nis.”

Santa goes and beats his wife and shouts:

“I told you to stop smoking.”
Joke submitted, courtesy of : John