NURSERY CLASS STUDENT
Ek
nursery class ka bacha bola:
Mam,
mein aapko kaisa lagta hoon?
Mam: So
sweet.
Bacha
apne saath baithe hue larke
se bola:
Dekha, meine kaha tha na,
line maarti
hai.
BANIYA
A
baniya do s@x on alternate days.
His
friend asks: Why not you do
regularly?
Baniya
replies: Kya karein, ek din toh
condom sukhaane
mein bhi lag jaata hai.
Joke
submitted, courtesy of: Hassan
TEACHER
Teacher:
Saal mein kitne mahine hote hain?
Larka:
12
Teacher:
Bahut acha, tumhe kaise pata?
Larka:
12 mahine mein, 12 tarikon se,
Tujhko
pyar jataaoonga re,
Dhink
chikka, dhink chikka, dhink chikka.
LARKA LARKI
Larka
larki se: Tumhari kameez fati hui hai.
Larki:
Nahin, yeh fashion hai.
Larka:
Acha, khud faro toh fashion,
Hum farein
toh police station.
DELIVERY
Doctor
to Female: Kya aap delivery ke
time,
bache ke pita ko pass dekhna chaahogi?
Female:
Nahin, unhe mere pati pasand nahin karte.
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