Day 152

MONDAY, 18 JUNE 2012

TEACHER

Teacher: Paani mein rehne wale

5 jeev jantu ke naam batao.

Panju: Mendak.

Teacher: 4 aur batao.

Panju: Mendak ki mummy, mendak

ka papa, mendak ki behen aur

mendak ki item.

CHAAND

Sir: Angrezon ne chaand par

paani aur baraf ki khoj kar li hai.

Bataao is se tumne kya seekha?

Pappu: Bas humein ab sirf daaru

aur namkeen leke jaana hai.

MOTHER AND SON

A little boy was so jealous of his

new born brother, he put poison

on mom’s nipple while she was

asleep.

The next day their driver died.

Joke submitted, courtest of : Adam

SANTA BANTA

Santa aur Banta 8^th mein aathveen

baar fail ho gaye.

Banta: Chal, suicide kar lein.

Santa: Saale, paagal ho gaya hai.

Agle janam phir nursery se hi shuru

karna parega.

TWO GIRLFRIENDS

1^st Girfriend: What do you get when

you have s@x with a judge, banker,

and architect?

2^nd Girlfriend:

Judge-Honourable discharge

Banker-Premature withdrawal

Architect-illegal erection.