BANK LOAN
Bank
manager santa se: Cyclone
kise kehte
hain?
Santa
ne muskrakar jawab diya:
Cyclone
ek chota loan hai, jo cycle
khareedne
ke liye diya jaata hai.
PATI PATNI
Pati:
Aaj baahar khaana khaayenge.
Patni:
Kyun, mere khaane se bore
ho gaye
ho?
Pati: Nahin,
aaj bartan saaf karne
ka mood
nahin hai.
BAAP BETA
Beta:
Papa, mummy aaj bahut khaamosh hai.
Mastiwala
papa: Kuch nahin beta, tumhaari
mummy ne
lipstick maangi thi, meine fevicol
de diya.
That’s all. No chip chip, no chik chik.
Cautin: Read, if above 18
GIRL
A girl
who opens her hands receives gifts,
Who
opens her heart receives love,
Who
opens her legs receives a baby.
Joke submitted, courtesy of :
Francis
Cautin: Read, if above 18
CHAKKA
Chakke
ko peeche se kisine ungli ki
aur shup
gaya. Peeche ek 70 saal ka
baba tha.
Chakka:
Babaji missed call aapne ki?
Baba
chotti uthaake bola: Mera toh
balance
hi khatam hai.
Joke submitted, courtesy of :
Francis
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