Day 151

BAAP BETI

Larki ka baap larki se: Jisse tum

pasand karti ho, uske pass bangla,

gaari, jaayadaad toh hai na?

Larki: Hai tauba, saare mard ek

jaise hote hain. Woh bhi aapke

baare mein yehi pooch raha tha.

PARAAI

Hum kabhi paraa na sake.

Kyunki, paraai sirf do wajah se hoti hai

1-   Showk se

2-   Darr se.

Faltu showk hum paalte nahin

aur darte toh hum, kisike baap se nahin.

PASSWORD

Yesterday I named my wi fi “hack if you can”

Today, when I woke up, it was changed to

“challenge accepted.”

Caution: Read, if above 18

MOSQUITO

Girlfriend & boygriend go for a movie.

In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt.

Guess where it would have bitten,

The Boy’s Hand.

Joke submitted, courtesy of : Danny

Caution: Read, if above 18

NEW GENERATION KIDS

A father came in the bedroom to find his 13 years old

daughter smoking a cigarette.

‘My God! How long have  you been smoking? Screams father.

“Since I lost my virginity” replies the girl.

“You lost your virginity! When the hell did this happen?’

shrieks the father.

“I don’t remember,”says the girl. “I was drunk.”

Joke submitted, courtesy of : Danny