FRIDAY,
14 JUNE 2012
SARDAR
Ek
sardar ke 20 bache the.
Ek din
uski patni ne poocha:
Mein
kaisi lag rahi hoon?
Sardar:
Roop tera mastana,
Pass mere
mat aana,
Phool
koi phir se na khil jaaye.
BIWI
Baap bete se: Tumhe kaisi biwi chaahiye?
Beta;
Mujhe chaand jaisi biwi chaahiye,
jo raat
ko aaye aur subaha chali jaaye.
AADMI
Ek aadmi
bar mein baitha pee
raha tha
aur ro raha tha.
Kisine
poocha: Kyun ro rahe ho?
Aadmi:
Jis larki ka naam bhoolne
ke liye
pee raha hoon, uska naam
nahin yaad
aa raha.
Caution: Read, if above 18
DOCTOR
Aurat:
Doctor sahab, mujhe thora
time bacha
nahin chaahiye.
Doctor:
Yeh condom le lo.
Aurat:
Yeh paani ke saath loon
ya doodh
ke saath.
Doctor:
Kele ke saath lo.
Joke submitted, courtesy of: Junaid
Caution: Read, if above 18
DOG & BITCH
4 dogs
were f#cking a bitch hard.
Pass
mein ek aunty khari thi aur
rone lagi.
Saheli
ne poocha: Kya hua?
Aunty:
Kuch nahin, college ke din
yaad aa
gaye.
Joke submitted, courtesy of : Junaid
No comments:
Post a Comment