WEDNESDAY, 13 JUNE 2012
PYAR
Pyar
bhi ajeeb hai.
Maan se
ho toh puja,
Baap se
ho toh izzat,
Bhai se
ho toh vishwas,
Behen se
ho toh farz,
Lekin wahi
pyar, wife se ho toh
sabhi kehte
hain: Naalayak,
Joru ka
gulaam hai.
PATI PATNI
Ghar
chora, sasural mila
Bhai
chora, devar mila
Behen chori,
nanand mili
Maan baap
chore, saas sasur mile
Pati toh
muft mein mila ,
ab batao,
kadar kaise hogi?
LARKI KA DIL
Ek
larki ka dil sahi mein kab toot
ta hai?
Jab woh
apne jaaise print ka suit,
mohalle
ki kaamwaali ko pehne dekhti hai.
Caution: Read, if above 18
BULL
Wife
read a book and tell her husband:
A bull
f#cks 300 times a year.
You don’t
do quarter of that.
Husband:
Where is it written that
he f#cks
the same cow?
Joke submitted, courtesy of : Danny
Caution: Read, if above 18
NURSE
A nurse
walking through hospital
with 1
boob hanging out of uniform.
The
senior doctor caught her.
She
said: These wardboys never
put back
anything in place after using.
Joke submitted, courtesy of : Danny
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