TUESDAY, 12 JUNE 2012
KUTTA
Ek
aadmi ne santa se poocha:
Kutte
shaadi kyun nahin karte?
Santa
ne jawab diya: Kyunki
woh toh
pehle se hi kutton ki
zindagi
ji rahe hote hain.
COLLEGE
Ek
student ne MBA ka form
bharte hue
watchman se poocha:
Janab,
yeh college kaisa hai?
Watchman:
Bahut hi acha hai, meine
bhi yaheen
se hi MBA kiya hai.
AADARSH PATNI
Zamaane
mein aadarsh patni
kisse kehte
hain?
Jo
bartan, kapre, jaaru pochaa –
in short
ghar ke sabhi kaam karne
mein pati
ki help kare, woh.
Caution: Read, if above 18
GIRL’S HAIR
6 feet
girl to her boss: I am being
sexually
harassed.
Boss:
How?
Girl:
This guy comes in every morning
and says
your hair smells great.
Boss:
What’s the problem in that?
Girl:
He is 3 feet tall.
Joke submitted, courtesy of : Hamid
Caution: Read, if above 18
PRAYER
Son:
Kal daddy ke room se pray
karne ki
aawaz aa rahi thi.
Mom:
Pray karna toh achi baat hai.
Son:
Daddy to chup the, unki
secretary
chilla rahi thi ‘O GOD, O GOD.’
Joke submitted, courtesy of : Hamid
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