MONDAY , 11 JUNE 2012
BUZURG AADMI
Ek
gaanv mein kisi buzurg ke
mar jaane
se school mein chutti
ho gayee.
School
se aate waqt 2 bachon ne
2
buzurgon ko dekha toh ek bacha
bola:
Dekh, do aur chutti aa rahi hain.
LARKA LARKI
Ek
larki burke mein ja rahi thi.
Larka:
Kahaan ja rahi ho meri jaan.
Larki:
Tere ghar.
Larka:
Mein bhi aata hoon.
Larki:
Aaja besharam, ammi ko
bataaoongi,
apni behen ko cherta hai.
ARTIST
Girl to
a tattoo artist: How much
do you
charge for tattooing an
animal,
just above me knee?
Artist:
Rs. 100 for a tiger, rabbit,
lion but
giraffe is free.
Caution: Read, if above 18
SANTA BANTA
Santa: Yaar,
ek masla khara ho gaya hai.
Banta:
Yaar, itna kyun masla, jo saala
khara hi
ho gaya.
Joke submitted, courtesy of : Chander
Caution: Read, if above 18
LADY LAWYER
8 years
old boy was caught in rape case.
Lady
lawyer holds his penis and says:
Your
honour, see him, can he rape?
Boy silently:
Don’t rub or else you will
loose the
case.
Joke submitted, courtesy of : Chander
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