BAAP BETA
Baap ne
bete ki talaashi li.
Cigarette,
tambaaku, daaru
ki
botal aur larkiyon ke mobile
number
nikle.
Baap ne
bahut maara aur poocha,
kabse
yeh sab chal raha hai?
Beta
rote hue: Papa, yeh jacket
aapka
hai.
SANTA
Santa:
Mere bete ka credit card
chori
ho gaya.
Banta:
Bank ko bataya.
Santa:
Nahin, chor mere bete se
kam
kharcha karta hai.
PATI PATNI
Bhagwan
ne ek aadmi ki yaadaashaat
mita
di. Phir uss se poocha: Kuch yaad
hai
tumhe?
Aadmi
ne apne patni ka naam bata diya.
Bhagwan:
Format karne ke baad bhi
virus
vaapas aa gaya.
Caution: Read, if above 18
BED
Aadmi:
Bed mazboot banana, mere bete
ko bahu
ke saath sona hai.
Carpenter:
Sahab, aisa mazboot bed
banaaoonga
ke saara mohalla bahu
ke
saath soyega, toh bhi nahin tootega.
Joke submitted, courtesy of: Haider
Caution: Read, if above 18
5 RUPAIYE
Beta: 5
rupaiye do.
Baap:
Right jeb se le le ( jeb fati hui thi
aur
bete ko baap ka auzaar hath mein
aa
gaya).
Beta:
Nahin hai.
Baap:
Left jeb dekh. (Woh bhi fati thi,
phir
auzaar bete ke haath mein aa gaya.
Beta:
Budhe ke pass paisa ek bhi nahin,
lekin
auzaar do do rakhta hai.
Joke submitted, courtesy of: Haider
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