MAAN BETA
Maan:
Beta, kya kar rahe ho?
Beta:
Par raha hoon, maan.
Maan:
Bahut acha, kya par rahe ho?
Beta:
Aapki hone waali bahu ke messages.
HUSBAND WIFE
Wife to
husband: Dear, this computer
is not
working as per my command.
Husband:
Darling, it’s a computer,
not a
husband.
TRAIN
Ek
aadmi ka honth jala hua tha.
Kisine
poocha: Kaise jala?
Aadmi
bola: Patni ko shorne station
gaya tha,
khushi ke mare train ke
engine ko
choom liya.
Caution: Read, if above 18
VIBRATOR
Girl
enters a sex shop.
Girl:
Where is the vibrator section?
Clerk:
Over there madam.
Girl:
How much for this big red one?
Clerk:
Sorry madam…. That’s a
fire extinguisher.
Joke submitted, courtesy of : Azghar
Caution: Read, if above 18
DOCTOR
Lady:
Doctor, I have got brown discharge,
Is it
infection?
Doctor:
How often do you have sex?
Lady:
Once a month.
Doctor:
Yeh infection nahin, ZANG lag
gaya hai.
Joke submitted, courtesy of : Azghar
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