Day 143

PATI PATNI

Pati: Aaj kiska chehra dekha tha,

saara din khaane ko nahin mila.

Patni: Bedroom ka aaina hata do,

varna roz yehi haal hoga.

PUNJABI SHAADI

Punjabi shaadi ki party mein DJ ne

poocha: Kab tak bajana hai?

Dulhe ka pita: 8 – 10 peg tak baja lo,

uske baad toh yeh sab generator

ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge.

SAZAA

Tony: Boss meine galti nahin ki,

phir be aap mujhe saza kyun de

rahe ho?

Boss: Idiot, zamana prepaid ka hai,

pehle saza bhugto, baad mein galti karo.

Caution: Read, if above 18

DISCOVERY

A girl to her mom: I just found out,

the boy next door has a penis like peanut.

Mommy: You mean, it is small?

Girl: No, it tastes salty.

Joke submitted, courtesy of : Jeevan

Caution: Read, if above 18

SARDAR

Hakeem ne sardarji ke beemaari ka ilaaj

bataya: Ek aurat ka doodh peena parega.

Bahut mushkil se ek aurat raazi hui.

Doodh pilaate hue who aurat garam ho

gayi aur sexy aawaaz mein boli: Doodh

ke alaawa, kuch aur be chaahiye?

Sardar: Agar saath mein biscuit bhi mil jaaye,

toh maza aa jaayega.

Joke submitted, courtesy of : Jeevan