DO AURATEIN
Do auratein
bus mein seat ke
liye fight
kar rahi theen.
Conductor:
Jo zyada aged ho,
woh yahaan
baithe.
Dono
auraton ne ek doosre ko
dekha,
aur seat khaali rah gayi.
DOCTOR
Doctor:
Aapka weight kitna hai?
Santa: Chasme
ke saath 75 kilo.
Doctor:
Aur chasme ke bagair?
Santa: Woh
mujhe dikhta hi nahin.
PATNI
Santa:
Meri patni bahut busy rehti hai.
Banta: Woh
kaise?
Santa:
Monday se Friday Ekta Kapor
ke serial
mein aur Saturday, Sunday
meri galtiyaan
nikaalne mein.
Caution: Read, if above 18
TEACHER
Lady
grammar teacher: Pappu
mera doodh
nahin peeta hai.
Is
sentence mein pappu kya hai?
Student:
Pappu sust hai, aap
humein ek
mauka do, hum nichor denge.
Joke submitted, courtesy of: Ali
Caution: Read, if above 18
MARRIED LADIES
3
married ladies:
1st
lady: Mere pati toh poora haath ghusa
dete hain.
2nd
lady: Mere toh pair bhi.
3rd
lady: Apni saari uthaake boli, Aji…….
baahar niklo ji.
Joke submitted, courtesy of: Ali
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