CHINTI AUR HAATHI
Chinti
aur haathi ki shaadi hui.
2 din
baad chinti vidhwa ho gayi.
Chinti:
Wah bhagwan, yeh kaisa
insaaf hai,
sirf 2 din ka pyar aur
umar bhar
kabra banaane ki saza
di hai.
TEACHER
Teacher:
Humein machron ko paida
hone se
rokna chaahiye.
Student:
Woh to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher:
Kyun?
Student:
Kyunki itna chhota condom
ban hi
nahin sakta.
PATI PATNI
Pati:
Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?
No
Answer.
Pati:
Phir poochta hai.
No
Answer.
Pati:
Phir se poochta hai.
Patni:
Nahin kaha. Please ab bhowkna
band karo.
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MUSIBAT AUR KISMAT
3 Facts
of Life:
Garib
aur boobs hamesha dabte hain.
Musibat
aur popat kabhi bhi khare ho
jaate hain.
Kismat
aur bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
Joke submitted, courtesy of : Hassan
Caution: Read, if above 18
ADVOCATE
Vakil:
Jab mulzim ne tumpar qaatilana
hamla kiya,
uss waqt tumne kya cheez
uthaai hui
thi?
Aadmi:
Usski biwi ki taangein.
Joke submitted, courtesy of : Hassan
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