Monday, 4 June 2012

Day 140


DAADI
Ek daadi bhagwat gita ka path
kar rahi thi.
Pota: Daadi, aap kis exam ki
taiyaari kar rahi ho?
Daadi: Final exam ki.

PREMI PREMIKA
Premi apni premika ko kiss karne
lagta hai.
Premika: Abhi nahin, shaadi ke baad.
Premi: O.K., Jab tumhaari shaadi ho
jaaye, mujhe bata dena.

SANTA BANTA
Santa: Ek baar mere oopar se
scooter nikal gaya, par phir bhi
mujhe kuch nahin hua.
Banta: Yeh toh kuch nahin, ek baar
mere oopar se aeroplane nikal gaya,
mein phir bhi bach gaya.

Caution: Read, if above 18
NEW BUDGET
In new budget, all the bra will be
taxed according to the sizes.
40-42 Burden Tax
38-40 Wealth Tax
34-36 Entertainment Tax
32-34 Excitement Tax
22-30 Development Tax.
Joke submitted, courtesy of: Ali

Caution: Read, if above 18
WOMEN
Women have four types of sex.
1.   Asthmatic – Ah aah, ah , ah.
2.   Obedient  - Yes oh yes ah yes.
3.   Greedy     - More more more please.
4.   Religious – Oh God, Oh God.
Joke submitted, courtesy of: Ali






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