DAADI
Ek
daadi bhagwat gita ka path
kar rahi
thi.
Pota:
Daadi, aap kis exam ki
taiyaari
kar rahi ho?
Daadi:
Final exam ki.
PREMI PREMIKA
Premi
apni premika ko kiss karne
lagta hai.
Premika:
Abhi nahin, shaadi ke baad.
Premi:
O.K., Jab tumhaari shaadi ho
jaaye,
mujhe bata dena.
SANTA BANTA
Santa:
Ek baar mere oopar se
scooter
nikal gaya, par phir bhi
mujhe kuch
nahin hua.
Banta:
Yeh toh kuch nahin, ek baar
mere oopar
se aeroplane nikal gaya,
mein phir
bhi bach gaya.
Caution: Read, if above 18
NEW BUDGET
In new
budget, all the bra will be
taxed according
to the sizes.
40-42
Burden Tax
38-40
Wealth Tax
34-36
Entertainment Tax
32-34
Excitement Tax
22-30
Development Tax.
Joke submitted, courtesy of: Ali
Caution: Read, if above 18
WOMEN
Women
have four types of sex.
1.
Asthmatic
– Ah aah, ah , ah.
2. Obedient - Yes oh yes ah yes.
3. Greedy - More more more please.
4.
Religious
– Oh God, Oh God.
Joke submitted, courtesy of: Ali
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