Day 138

PANDIT

Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum mujhe

100 rupaiye do toh 50 rupaiye mein

mandir mein doonga.

Thori door jaake pandit ko 50 rupaiye

mil gaye.

Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa

nahin, apne paise pehle hi kaat liye.

SANTA

Santa ko apna gadha bechna tha.

Ussne apne saare friends ko SMS kiya

ke agar tumhe kabhi kisi gadhe ki

zaroorat ho, toh mujhe yaad kar lena.

PATI PATNI

Patni pati se: Suno ji, Doctor ne mujhe

ek mahina aaraam ke liye kisi hill station

par jaane ko kaha hai, hum kahaan jaayenge?

Pati: Doosre doctor ke pass.

Caution: Read, if above 18
SUHAAGRAAT

Suhaagraat par pati patni se bola: Bol,

tujhe chaand pe le jaaoon ya taaron par?

Patni boli: Pehle tera rocket dikha, phir

decide karoongi.
Joke submitted, courtesy of: Jai

Caution: Read, if above 18
JUDGE

Judge: You are fined for Rs.11420.

Rape accused: Why exactly Rs. 11420, my lord.

Judge: Rs. 10000 for rape, 10.2% entertainment

tax and 4% Vat.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Jai