Day 139

SATURDAY, 2 JUNE 2012

DOCTOR

Ek doctor (surgeon) pehli baar

operation kar raha tha.

Operation complete hote hi woh

apne ghutno ke bal baith gaya

aur sir uthaake bola: Hey kaali maan,

meri pehli bhent sweekaar karo.

SANTA

Santa: Arrey bhai, aapun ko bhi

computer seekhna hai.

Aadmi: Tu saala computer seekhkar

kya karega? Tereko toh saala mouse

bhi pakarne ko nahin aata hai.

Santa: Arrey bhai, agar mouse aapun

pakrega toh saala billi kya karegi?

ANDA

Ek aadmi omelette banaane ke liye

anda forta hai.

Anda andar se khaali nikalta hai.

Aadmi: Kamaal hai ji, aajkal murgiyaan

bhi abortion karwaane lagi hain.

Caution: Read, if above 18

LADY CASHIER

Ek aadmi bank mein paise nikaalne gaya.

Lady cashier ne poocha: So so ke doon, chalega?

Aadmi: Pagli, tere saath to khare khare bhi chalega.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Hussein

Caution: Read, if above 18

SAHELI

Ek saheli doori saheli se: Jab  tum sex

karti ho, toh kya apne husband se baat

karna pasand karti ho?

Doosri saheli: Agar phone nazdeek para ho,

toh kar bhi leti hoon.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Hussein