PREMI PREMIKA
Premika
premi se: Mera laadla,
mera pyara,
mera sona, mujhse
shaadi karoge?
Bolo baby, bolo na.
Premi:
Tum mujhe propose kar rahi
ho ya
adopt.
BEGGAR
Fakir
santa se: Aapke parosi ne pet
bharke khaana
khilaaya hai, aap
bhi kuch
khilaao.
Santa:
Yeh lo “haajmola.’
SANTA
Santa:
Yaar yeh automatically kya hota hai?
Banta:
Simple yaar, jab koi ganji aurat auto
mein baith
ke jaaye toh usse kehte hain
Auto-Mein-Takli.
Caution: Read, if above 18
DOCTOR
Doctor
to old man: Babuji apke neeche ki
dono goliyaan
nikaalni paregi.
Old
man: Nikaal de beta, jab bandook hi nahin
chal rahi
hai, toh goliyon ki kya zaroorat hai.
Joke submitted, courtesy of: Niranjan
Caution: Read, if above 18
BAR DANCER
Bar dancer
dancing.
She
removes top, more claps,
Removes
bra, louder claps,
Removes
panty, silence…
Moral
of the story:
Taali
ek haath se nahin bajti.
Joke submitted, courtesy of: Niranjan
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