Day 136

SANTA

Santa suicide karne ke liye train

ki patri par baitha tha aur saath

mein daaru aur chicken tha.

Kisine uss se poocha: Kya hai,

Yeh sab kyun leke baithe ho?

Santa ne jawaab diya: Saali train

late aati hai, kahin bookh se na

mar jaaoon.

JUDGE VAKIL

Judge:  Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho?

Vakil: Kaun saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: Tumne mujhe saala bola?

Vakil: Nahin, My lord, meine poocha

kaun sa law aisa kehta hai.

TEACHER

Teacher to students: Lecture kaisa

hona chaahiye?

Students: Mini skirt jaisa, zaroori topic

cover bhi ho jaaye aur sabka interest

bhi bana rahe.

Caution: Read, if above 18

LOVE

Love without sex is like cooking without

eating.

But be careful because sex without

condom is like driving a car without brakes.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Mayur

Caution: Read, if above 18

GUIDANCE

Hubby was kneeling by the bed and praying.

Wife asks: What are you praying for?

Husband: Guidance.

Wife: Bastard! Pray for stiffness, I will guide you.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Mayur