Day 135

Tuesday  29 May, 2012

LARKA LARKI

Ek larki apne boyfriend ke saath

nai car mein long drive par ja rahi thi.

Achaanak larki kehne lagi: Suno!

Kya tum ek haath se gaari chalaa

sakte ho?

Larke ne bare fakar se kaha: Kyun

nahin?

Larki ne ahista se kaha: Toh phir

doosre haath se apni naak safa

kar lo.

PATI PATNI

Raat ko pati aur patni so rahe the.

Ekdum se patni ko pati ki aawaaz

aayi.

Patni ne uthkar pati se poocha:

Kya baat hai?

Pati ne bataaya ke meri kameez

zamin par gir gayi thi.

Patni ne kaha: Toh itna shor kyun machaaya?

Pati bola: Uss kameez mein mein bhi tha.

SANTA

Shaadi mein santa bahut der tak

khaana kha raha tha.

Kisine poocha, kab tak khaaoge?

Santa: Mein toh khud kha kha kar

dukhi hoon, par kya karoon, card

mein likha hai, Dinner 7p.m. to 10 p.m.

Caution: Read, if above 18

CIRCULATION

Medical science says: Tighter clothing

stops circulation.

But the truth is: Tighter a woman’s

clothing, more the circulation is in man’s body.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Surinder

Caution: Read, if above 18

DOUBLE MEANING

I love the way it rubs against the

soft pink flesh and makes a creamy,

foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out,

up and down. I can’t wait for next time.

I love my toothbrush.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Surinder