Day 134

BAAP BETA

Beta papa se: Papa, mein itna

bara kab ho jaaoonga ke mummy

se bina pooche ghar se baahar

ja sakoon.

Papa (thandi saans lete hue): Beta,

itna bara toh mein bhi nahin hua hoon.

LARKA LARKI

Larka: Kya tum mere saath dance karogi?

Larki jawab deti hai: Mein bache ke saath

dance nahin karti.

Larka: Sorry, mujhe pata nahin tha ke tum

pregnant ho.

PATI PATNI

Pati: Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hoon,

darling.

Patni: Toh jaao na, khare kyun ho?

Pati: Kaise jaaoon, baahar kutta jo khara hai.

Caution: Read, if above 18

NASBANDI

Nasbandi ki team ko dubaara village mein

dekhkar ek budda bola: In logon ne connection

pehle hi kaat diya tha, ab kya handset  bhi

le jaayenge.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Bobby

Caution: Read, if above 18

BARBER

Hajjam ki dukaan ke oopar, ghar pe ek aurat

ne sari sukhaane daali.

Hajjam ki dukaan mein andhera ho gaya.

Hajjam ne aawaz di: Bibiji, sari uthaao,

neeche baal kaatne hain.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Bobby