Day 132

DO DOST

Do dost, jo bahut saal mile

nahin the, achaanak mil gaye.

1^st dost: Aaj kal tum kiske liye

kaam karte ho?

2^nd dost: Unni ke liye, ek biwi

aur chaar bache.

BOY GIRL

Boy: Chalo kisi sunsaan/veeraan

jagah chalte hain.

Girl: Tum aisi waisi harqat toh nahin

karoge?

Boy: Bilkul nahin.

Girl: Phir rehne do.

BAAP RE BAAP

Seene mein dil,

Dil mein dard,

Dard mein yaqin,

Yaqin mein khayaal,

Khayaal mein khwab,

Khawb mein tasvir,

Tasvir mein aap,

Itna daraawanaa khwab,

Baap re baap.

Caution: Read, if above 18 

RICHMAN & POORMAN

Richman to poorman:

How come your penis is so big?

Poorman replied: Because in my

childhood, I had no other toys

to play.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Raju

Caution: Read if above 18 

CODE WORD

Pati aur patni ne bachon ke

wajah se, sex ka code word rakha

SANDWICH.

Pati: Sandwich ka mood hai.

Patni: Nahin aaj nahin.

Aaj subah hi ketchup ki thaili

phat gayi hai.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Raju