Day 131

SARDAR

Sardar apni sister ke saath bike

pe ja raha tha.

Larka: O Paaji. Girlfriend ke saath

kahaan ja rahe ho?

Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri,

meri toh behen hai.

GHALIB

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date par

bulaya, woh late aayi.

Ghalib: Falak pe chaand sitaaron

ko neend aa rahi hai, doosri ka

time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

CHAIWALA

Chaiwala larki se: “Bholi si surat”

aankhon mein masti

door khari sharmaaye, hai hai.

Larki jawab deti hai: Kaali si surat

haath mein ketli

door khara chilaaye, chai chai.

Caution: Read, if above 18

LARKA LARKI

Larka: Janu, viagara ki ek goli se lamba ho jaayega,

2 goli se khamba ho jaayega,

aur agar 3 loonga.

Larki: Chup haraamzade, mujhe chowdna hai

ke khodna hai.

Joke submitted, courtesy of:  Harpal

Caution:  Read, if above 18

HUSBAND

Doctor: Do you watch your husband’s face

during sex?

Lady: I did once and he looked very angry.

Doctor: Why?

Lady: Because he was watching from the window.

Joke submitted, courtesy of: Harpal