Wednesday
23 May, 2012
DRESS
Larki:
Iss dress ki kya keemat hai?
Dukaandaar:
Sirf 5 kisses?
Larki:
Aur uss dress ki?
Dukaandaar:
10 kisses.
Larki:
Dono dresses pack kar do,
bill
daddy denge.
SANTA BANTA
Banta
dukaandaar se: Tumne mujhe
cheat
kiya hai.
Dukaandaar:
Nahin, meine tujhe acha
radio
becha hai.
Banta:
Radio pe jo label hai, uspe likha
hai,
made in japan aur radio chalaane
par
aawaz aati hai “This is all india radio.”
SARDAR
Sardar
ko sapne mein ek larki ne chappal maari.
2 din
tak sardar apne bank nahin gaya qyunki
bank
mein likha tha: Hum aapke sapne ko
haqiqat
mein badalte hain.
Caution: Read, if above 18
GRANDSON
Santa
with grandson at late night
shouts:
“I need a girl, I have an erection.”
Grandson
says: 1st it is too late,
2nd
you are 75 years old, 3rd the cock
you are
holding is mine.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Bhushan
Caution: Read if above 18
MOBILE PHONE
During
sexual session, the girl says:
You are
like a mobile phone.
Boy: Do
I vibrate a lot?
Girl:
No, when you get in the tunnel,
you
loose network.
Joke supplied, courtesy of: Bhushan
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