Day 129

GADHA

1^st gadha: Yaar, maalik bahut maarta hai.

2^nd gadha: Ghar shor do.

1^st gadha: Nahin yaar, woh beti se bolta

rehta hai, teri shaadi gadhe se kar doonga.

RECIPE

1 Take a bowl of grapes.

2 Put your hands in it.

3 Stand in front of mirror.

The dish is ready.

Dish name, Langoor ke haath mein Angoor.

JIJA SAALI

Jija: Saali-ji, aapke yahaan ki sabse mashahoor

cheez kaunsi hai?

Saali-ji: Jija-ji, jo mashahoor thi,usse toh aap le gaye.

Caution: Read, if above 18

CALCIUM

Boy: How much calcium is there in

woman’s breasts?

Girl: I don’t know but it has enough

calcium to help man’s boneless

thing(popat) stand up.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Gagan

Caution: Read, if above 18

ADVICE

Don’t play with street dogs,

You may get rabbies.

And don’t play with smart boys,

You may get babies.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Gagan