Day 128

PATI PATNI

Ek aadmi ki biwi gum ho gayi.

Woh Ramji ke mandir gaya aur

Ramji ki prarthana ki.

Ramji prakat hue or kaha:

Vats baaju mein vraajmaan

Hanumaan ki prarthana karo,

meri bhi unhone hi doondi thi.

SARDAR

Teacher kehti hai ke oxygen ka
aavishkaar 1773 mein hua tha.

Sardar: Thanks God! Mein uske

baad paida hua, pehle hota toh

mar jata.

GARMI

Aadmi: Sardarji, aapko garmi lagti hai

toh kya karte ho?

Sardar: AC ke pass jaake baith jata

hoon.

Aadmi: Agar phir bhi garmi lage toh?

Sardar: Toh AC on kar deta hoon.

Caution:  Read, if above 18

CHAAT KI DUKAAN

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge

aur Rs 10 plate ke hisaab se bechenge.

Bhatija: Mein board banwa doonga,

Rs 10 mein “CHACHI KI CHAAT LO.”

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Niranjan

Caution:  Read, if above  18

GIRL BEST VEHICLE

Girl is best vehicle in the world.

Front two bumpers, back two bumpers,

self lubricant when hot, finger touch ignition,

monthly automatic engine oil change,

every type of pistons fits,

highest mileage of nine months in just

two ml fuel.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Niranjan