Day 127

DOCTOR

 Doctor:Aapka aur aapke patni ka blood

group ek hi hai.

Pati: Hoga zaroor hoga, 25 saal se mera

khoon jo pee rahi hai.

BHAGWAN

Aadmi: Ghar se America tak road banaao.

Bhagwaan: Mushkil hai, kuch aur maango?

Aadmi: Patni ko aagyaakaari aur samajhdaar

banaao.

Bhagwaan: Road single banaaoon ya double.

SANTA KI AMMA

Santa ki amma mar gayi.

1 aadmi bola: Amma mujhe bhi le jaati.

2-4 aur bole: Amma humein bhi le jaati.

Santa bola: Chup ho jaao gadhon, amma

kya mercedez karke gayi thi.

Caution: Read, if above 18

LARKA LARKI

Larka: Mein pyar ki geherai aur ishq

ki oonchai ko dekhna aur pyar karna

chahta hoon.

Larki: Seedhe kyun nahin kehte, ke

yeh underswear aur brazier bhi utaar do.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Shashi

 Caution: Read, if above 18

5000 RUPEES

Rs 1450     :         Baby food.

Rs 1000     ;         Doctor fee.

Rs 950       :         Medicine

Rs 800       :         Toys

Rs 500       :         Diapers

Rs 300       :         Baby powder
Rs 5000     :         Total

Or

Rs 5           :         Condom

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Shashi