Day 126

SANTA

I love you, ab tum mujhe bolo.

Larki: Mein abhi jaake sir ko

bolti hoon.

Santa: Pagli, sir ko mat bol,

unki shaadi ho gayi hai.

CHESS

Santa apne kutte ke saath

chess khel raha tha.

Dost: Arre wah! Tera kutta toh

bara intelligent hai.

Santa: Kya khaak intelligent hai,

5 mein se 3 games toh mein

jeeta hoon.

SHAADI KI RAAT

Shaadi ki raat santa apni patni

ke liye gulab ka phool lekar aaya.

Patni: Mujhe yeh nahin chaahiye,

koi sone ki cheez do.

Santa: Yeh lo takiya aur so jao.


Caution: Read, if above 18
FAMILY PLANNING

Ek aadmi family planning ke liye

clinic gaya.

Clinic ke saamne board pe likha

tha, family planning ke liye peeche

ka raasta istemaal karein.

Aadmi khushi khushi vaapas aa gaya.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Hussein

Caution: Read, if above 18 

PANT AUR CHADDI

Love is like a Pant. But friendship is

like a chaddi, because pant agar

phat bhi gayee toh chaddi izzat

bacha leti hai, so thanks for being

my chaddi.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Hussein