Day 125

LARKA LARKI

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan

larke ko dekhkar kahengi:

Kya mast bacha hai!

Yaar, mujhe iss bache ka number chaahiye.

Larka sharmaate hue: Aap ke ghar

baap bhai nahin hai kya?

HASEENA

Ghunghat mein tujhe dekha toh deewaana hua,

Sangeet ka taraana hua,

Shama ka parwaana hua,

Masti ka mastaana hua,

Jaise hi ghunghat uthaaya,

Iss duniyaq se ravaana hua.

JAGRAALU AURAT

Ek bahut jagraalu aurat se, uske pati ne kaha,

Tah mahal kya cheez hai,

Iss se bari imaarat banaoonga,

Mumtaz toh marke dafan hui thi,

Tujhe toh mein zinda dafnaoonga.

Caution: Read, if above 18

2 GIRLS

2 girls returning from movie:

1^st girl: Mere paise chori ho gaye hain.

2^nd girl: Lekin tu toh paise bra mein rakhti hai.

1st girl: Mujhe kya pata tha ke woh kameena

paise nikaal raha hai.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Hassan

Caution: Read if above 18

GAREEBI

Gareebi se tang aakar pati bola:

Lagta hai ab toh dono haath phailaane parenge.

Patni: Jaldi karo, nahin toh mujhe dono taangein

phailaani parengi.

Joke supplied, courtesy of: Hassan